Thursday, 27 May 2010

Some recent gems

Today at work we were using the Argos catalogue for something fun as a maths lesson alternative. In the index it said St Christophers. I explained to one of my class what it was.
He seemed to understand and then began to tell me about St George.
"St George didn't kill a dragon, he killed someone dressed up as a dragon."
"Did he?"
"Yes."
"Well there you go."

I am grateful for the wisdom of my class.

I was asked the other day at register time; "What is that bone on you?"
I replied that it was my collar bone-
Small children are fairly useless at hiding when they are mildly horrified by something. I don't carry weight in that area of my body.


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